Daddy: Oh, look! Your sticker has a flag. We can put it on your lapel like a politician.
Max: No, no Daddy! Don't say that word! I don't like politicians!
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While riding in the car...
Max: I have a booger.
Mommy: Okay, leave it in your nose until we stop and I can get you a tissue.
Max: Okay, I put it back in.